always welcome
do u want more jokes ??
sure why not 
but only if it’s not a problem 4 u.
Aslaam o alikum… .
hum aa gaye… 
and welcome 
thx…
chocolate anyone
walikam salam
jiti rahien sada khus rahien
agar aa giee hein to aram say ab beath b jaien 
yaar do u know if drinking lemon juice is good 4 anything 
here another
Aik adme bas stop pay khara howa hota hai
police walay us k pass a k pochtay hain k
tum nay teen choron ko yahan say jatay hoye daikha hai
wo adme bolta hai k :
yahan say seedha jao to teen mohallay ayen gay
pehlay ko chorna
dosray ko chorna
teesray mohallay main jana
wahan ja k teen galiyaan ayen ge
pehli ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre gali main jana
to waha teen dokanay ayen ge
pehle dokan ko chorna
dosre dokan ko chor na
teesre dokan k saath saath jana
to teen ghar ayen gay
pehlay ghar ko chor na
dosray ghar ko chor na
teesre ghar main jana
to wahan teen rooms ayen gay
pehlay room ko chor na
dosre room ko chor na
teesre room main jana
to wahan teen cupboards ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre cupboard ko khulna
to wahan teen derazain ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre ko khulna
to us main teen pictures rakhe hoe hoon ge
pehle pic chor na
dosre pic chor na
teesre pic ko daikhna
to wo pic mere maan ki hai
or main apni maan ki qasam kha k kehta hoon k
"MAIN NAY KISI CHOR KO NAHI DAIKHA
thx…
aur like duh… mein baith ker hi typing keron gi na … kharey ho ker bhi koi kerta hai typing… 
u come come u come come
aap ka kyia pata aap kuch b kar sakti hain
where can i get nice islamic images from??
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where can i get nice islamic images from??
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u can search from google
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*Originally posted by Innocent_Smile: *
u come come u come come
aap ka kyia pata aap kuch b kar sakti hain :p
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mager phir bhi... mein normal hoon...
ok gtg
Allah hafiz..
take care kuriye. Allah hafiz.
bhaiyya which city are u originally from?
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Ayesha has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Ayesha.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Pakistani," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Ayesha why she is a Pakistani.
"Well", my mom and dad are Paksitanis, "so I'm a Pakistani too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile.
"Then" says Ayesha, "I'd be an American."
:D
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Originally posted by ~~ksa kuri~*~: *
mager phir bhi... mein normal hoon...
ok gtg
Allah hafiz..
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Take Care
Be Happy Be Smile Always
ALLAH HAFIZ