once a pathan was very sad ....some one asked him why are you so sad.....
he said " my wife has run away with my best friend..............................................and i cant live without my friend "
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acha chalo phir dance kartay haiN. :bhangra:
Meow 
Bhaoo
tau its good na. thats how much pathans care about friends. 
CAT : Arey Dog tum SHOLAY movie adhe mein chor ker kyon ja rahe ho
Dog : mujhe dar lag raha hai, VEERU bar bar keh reha hai KUTTEY mein tera khoon per jaonga.
mae nahi darii
o sh!t .. BV ab tumhaaree khair nai.. BM unkil is pathaan
PS: wat about wifes??
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*Originally posted by blushing_vision: *
CAT : Arey Dog tum SHOLAY movie adhe mein chor ker kyon ja rahe ho
Dog : mujhe dar lag raha hai, VEERU bar bar keh reha hai KUTTEY mein tera khoon per jaonga.
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:rotfl"
theek hay 
Yeah BM is, thats why BV is safe. 
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
acha yaar maiN jata hooN, you take good care and have fun.
yahaN log pathanoN ke khilaf bataiN kartay haiN. 
Allah Hafiz everyone.
PS: khush na hooN aap log maiN completely nahiN ja raha.
2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
Mamba bhai left??