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^^ I’ve heard this one :hehe:

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  1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

  2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

  3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

  4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

  5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

  6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

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*What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? *

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how old are u imran bhai?

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  1. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

  2. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

  3. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

  4. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

  5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

  6. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

  7. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by blushing_vision: *
how old are u imran bhai?
[/QUOTE]

mein sirf 24 years ka hon

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City: Bonn
Current temperature: 15°C
Condition: Cloudy
Wind Speed: 15 km/h

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My age is 21, u’re now my bhaiyya :hehe:

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im 15 .. :smooth: ..

you are my auntyy .. :silly: ..

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ok meri chotti behna

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baji :snooty:

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lolz

salam BS
kesay hein app
ayr haan khabardar meri chotti behna kko kuch mat kehna :stuck_out_tongue:

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:hehe:

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Walikum as Salam ..

sarkaar kuchh naii kahaa aap ki chotii behna koo .. :snooty: ..

bas apnii age bata raa tha .. :stuck_out_tongue: ..

age difference hay to aunty keh raa hoonn .. :stuck_out_tongue: ..

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jitay rahein sada khus rahein

dil rekhnay kay lyiay hee kuch ayr keh detay aap

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There is a blond a brunette and a red head.
They're walking in the desert. A man walking past and he asks the red head why she is carrying water.
She says, "so if we get thirsty we can drink it."
He ask the brunette why is she carrying food.
She replies, "So if we get hungry we can eat it."
He asks the blond why she is carrying a car door.
She says, "so if i get hot i can roll the window down"

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chocolate anyone…? :cool:

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:hehe:

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kyun aap ko bura lag giaa .. :bummer: ..

IS ki chotii behna : yaar stop posting stuff .. :smack2: .. and let us chat .. :teary1: ..

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Ok let’s chat :slight_smile: no more jokes, atleast not now :hehe: