A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from
London.
When it gets close to Tehran it starts having
some kind of
trouble.
The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran
airport and asks for
help:
“Tehran, this Captain Smith, British Airways
flight 000, do you
read?”
“flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go
ahead”
“tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem”
“dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?”
“this is flight 000, we have lost power to our
engines, please advise”
“dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some
things for me,
ok?”
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to
your engines?"
“this is flight 000, negative, no power is
available”
“dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your
altitutde to 20,000
feet?”
“this is flight 000, negative, our wing
controls do not respond”
“dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can
lower! your
veels?”
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears
are stuck"
“dis is tehran, vould you peleeze repeet thez
words after me”
“this is flight 000, go ahead” “dis iz Tehran,
repeat thez words
peleeze: AShado ana la elaha elallah va ashado
ana Mohammadan
rasula Allah”
ke ke ke…