An American Airlines plane took off from Boston airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight QF3, non-stop from Boston to L.A.. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit
back, relax and… * oh, f**k…!”
Silence followed. Then after a few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am
so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while I was talking to you, one of the flight-attendants brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it in my lap.” He chuckled and said, “You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in economy yelled loudly “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”
MUGHAL ya mujhe afsar-e-shaahana banaaya hota
_.+._ ya mera taaj gadaayana banaaya hota
(^\/^\/^)
\@*@*@/ nashaa-e-ishq ka gar zarf diya tha mujh ko
{_____} umar ka tang na paimaana banaaya hota