“Look at ME!” boasted the fit old man to a group of young
people. “Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups
and walk two miles. I’m fit as a fiddle! And you want to
know why? I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t stay up
late, and I don’t chase after women!”
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, “And
tomorrow, I’m going to celebrate my 95th birthday!”
“Oh, really?” drawled one of the young onlookers, “How?”
Ha ha
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“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”
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baychara baba…behter tha moun bund hi rakhta…
btw
very hi funny…
thanx 4 sharing…
God bless u all te baba…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…
array jinab, this joke might be good from a western perspective but it sounds like you and I including some typical desi might fit into this description.
ye aap HARR baar apnay aap ki taraf ishaaray kartay hain
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, it makes me suspecious u know ..
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hansi say behaal confoojed
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“Live like there is no tomorrow, smile like u never cried, laugh like u will never stop, BUT die like you never eXisted”…