Fishing

A man goes fishing.

After a long day he got nothing!

He felt sad and on way home he stopped by a fresh fish place.

He asked the man on the counter to throw a whole Bass fish at him.

The man said: “I think I should throw a Catfish at you.”

The man asked: “why? What is the problem with Bass?”

Shopkeeper said:

" Sir, your wife was here this afternoon. She said if my husband comes here,

“tell him I am in a mood for catfish tonight!”