One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and
asked what they were doing. The parents’ reply was that they
were making fish sticks. So the little boy left it at that.
A few nights later the little boy walks in on them again, and
this time he asks, “Are you making fish sticks again?”
The parents both reply yes.
The boy remarks, “Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on
your mouth.”