First thing your hubby said when he...

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@Chavy

Straight after I got hitched I went out cruising with my mates, my wife waited up for me, when I arrived back to join her in the bridle suite, she was fast asleep, poor thing must have been so tired, so I gave her gentle nudge, to wake her up and as she was rubbing her eyes I told her “fatti make me dinner now, I am hungry” and chup cheeti with no emotion she listened like an obedient down trodden wife should and after little passing of time she brought up my warm freshly cooked meal and I said to her “useless garbage, you burnt my food, didn’t your mother teach you how to cook”, so she went back down to make my dinner all over again, without a whimper of dissent, like an obedient down trodden wife should.

Your first night together or a marriage itself is not always a bed of roses.

You’re not even married!!