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I am Planning to do some thing funny
May be scare her off with a Fake lizard or some thing ;)
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awwwwww, these stories are soo cute. mine will probably say. 'make me dinner'.
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Straight after I got hitched I went out cruising with my mates, my wife waited up for me, when I arrived back to join her in the bridle suite, she was fast asleep, poor thing must have been so tired, so I gave her gentle nudge, to wake her up and as she was rubbing her eyes I told her "fatti make me dinner now, I am hungry" and chup cheeti with no emotion she listened like an obedient down trodden wife should and after little passing of time she brought up my warm freshly cooked meal and I said to her "useless garbage, you burnt my food, didn’t your mother teach you how to cook", so she went back down to make my dinner all over again, without a whimper of dissent, like an obedient down trodden wife should.
Your first night together or a marriage itself is not always a bed of roses.
are you sure you are talking about your wife and not the servamt?>
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Straight after I got hitched I went out cruising with my mates, my wife waited up for me, when I arrived back to join her in the bridle suite, she was fast asleep, poor thing must have been so tired, so I gave her gentle nudge, to wake her up and as she was rubbing her eyes I told her "fatti make me dinner now, I am hungry" and chup cheeti with no emotion she listened like an obedient down trodden wife should and after little passing of time she brought up my warm freshly cooked meal and I said to her "useless garbage, you burnt my food, didn’t your mother teach you how to cook", so she went back down to make my dinner all over again, without a whimper of dissent, like an obedient down trodden wife should.
Your first night together or a marriage itself is not always a bed of roses.
aur phir chavy ki aankh khul gai. lol
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lolz :k:
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He came inside n said " at last we got married...thank God.... I cant believe that u actually married ME.. I love you n i will always keep u happy...kuch khaya ? pizza mangaon ? " and now after 6 months he still cant believe that i married him n keep asking me that y did u marry me? do u really love me ? ;)
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Straight after I got hitched I went out cruising with my mates, my wife waited up for me, when I arrived back to join her in the bridle suite, she was fast asleep, poor thing must have been so tired, so I gave her gentle nudge, to wake her up and as she was rubbing her eyes I told her "fatti make me dinner now, I am hungry" and chup cheeti with no emotion she listened like an obedient down trodden wife should and after little passing of time she brought up my warm freshly cooked meal and I said to her "useless garbage, you burnt my food, didn’t your mother teach you how to cook", so she went back down to make my dinner all over again, without a whimper of dissent, like an obedient down trodden wife should.
Your first night together or a marriage itself is not always a bed of roses.
:O You're not even married!!
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^ I was getting worried he was being serious!!! LOL
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this thread is so cute, my wedding night i was so scared lol and thinking all sorts of things in my mind imagining horror stories of evrything going wrong or hubby being dissapointed I was left alone since 7pm in the room and DH came home around 11.30pm before he even had a chance to say anything I stood up and ran into the adjoining bathroom closing the door behind me. A few minutes later he knocked on the door and i didnt answer so he came in to find me sat on the floor. He laughed a little and sat next to me and said "Janoo you look beautiful and I would never hurt you, we will just sit here if you want to." Lol we sat there in silence for 10 mins till i was finally able to say hello to him . Now 4 years later he still teases me about it
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shame on you
Straight after I got hitched I went out cruising with my mates, my wife waited up for me, when I arrived back to join her in the bridle suite, she was fast asleep, poor thing must have been so tired, so I gave her gentle nudge, to wake her up and as she was rubbing her eyes I told her "fatti make me dinner now, I am hungry" and chup cheeti with no emotion she listened like an obedient down trodden wife should and after little passing of time she brought up my warm freshly cooked meal and I said to her "useless garbage, you burnt my food, didn’t your mother teach you how to cook", so she went back down to make my dinner all over again, without a whimper of dissent, like an obedient down trodden wife should.
Your first night together or a marriage itself is not always a bed of roses.
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this is so bueatiful.. ure hubby is sch a sweetheart "Janoo you look beautiful and I would never hurt you. . :D WOW :)
this thread is so cute, my wedding night i was so scared lol and thinking all sorts of things in my mind imagining horror stories of evrything going wrong or hubby being dissapointed I was left alone since 7pm in the room and DH came home around 11.30pm before he even had a chance to say anything I stood up and ran into the adjoining bathroom closing the door behind me. A few minutes later he knocked on the door and i didnt answer so he came in to find me sat on the floor. He laughed a little and sat next to me and said "Janoo you look beautiful and I would never hurt you, we will just sit here if you want to." Lol we sat there in silence for 10 mins till i was finally able to say hello to him . Now 4 years later he still teases me about it
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tell us more :D hehehehe
^ I was getting worried he was being serious!!! LOL
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I love you n i will always keep u happy...kuch khaya ? pizza mangaon ?
has that changed to "Kuch PAKAYA? pizza mangaoon?" yet? :)
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@ decent... nope ...still the same :)
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A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. "Put these on," he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously much too large. "There's no way I can wear these - they're way too big," she said. "Good! Now you know who wears the pants in this family," replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to her husband said, "Put these on." The husband looked at the tiny panties and said, "There's no way I can get into these."
To which the wife replied, "you're darn right! At least not until you change your attitude!"
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LMFAO :p
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sooooooo cute stories some of them!!!!!!! Wonder what my husband would say! It better be cute :)
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Holy crap, beautiful song. What is it called? I’m on an iPod so it’s not directing me to the site.