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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job, and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.” The head stewardesses doesn’t even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica
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vah vah vah! :phati:

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:omg:

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:D

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hahaha

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Poets like jokes too? :eek: They know how to laugh? :hayaa:

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LOL

Good one

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:D

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of course poet’s ka dil tu laughnay ko sab se zaida hota wo laugh nahi saktey cuz wo ishq k maRay hoty :smiley:

auR wesay b soocha phati reputation point day day shaied :smiley:

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ap ko bari fikar horahi hai rep points ki :aq:

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nice joke!

PS: I did not know Nikammi was a poet.. never saw her poetry in the forums... please, do share it... hammaiN mehrooM naa rakhaiN

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haan na me ko taRay chaiey na :snooty:

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AQ Nikami ne aaik do dafa he likha Amal ki nazam k jawab maiN nazam likhi thei zaida tu nahi likha auR shik ka mulab ye hia k jo peotry maiN rahtey we kesay joke maiN a saktey samja kaRen na reputation jo poetry ki hia :)

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Can I get links to that one or two times poetry? :)

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Yahi baat mujhe andar hi andar khaye jaa rahi hai :bummer:

CLARIFICATION: My post about poets liking jokes was directed at Shab-e-Hijar. Thank you.

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:halo:

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LOL... shab.. can you also share any of your poetry with me :)? I have missed a lot :-))

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Aisay nahi dekho :blush: Phatima post remove kar dey gee :grumpy:

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wow… :rolleyes:

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