On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy
since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m
blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” Not
wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot
to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please
move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, “I’m
blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York and I’m not moving.” The co-
pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do. The
captain said, “I’m married to a blonde. I know how to handle this.” He
went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde’s ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to
herself, “Why didn’t anyone just say so?” Surprised, the flight attendant
and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to
move from her seat. He said, “I told her the first class section wasn’t
going to New York.”
