Re: First and last slices of bread
He does not love them. He is saving his money. 
A wife lost her contact lens and looked for it for an hour but could not find it. She called for her husband for help who found it in few seconds. She said " I have been looking for this damn piece of plastic for an hour and could not find it . How could you find it in few seconds."
He said " you were looking for damn piece of plastic and I was looking for my 200 dollars"
( it happened when there were no disposable contact lenses and they were so expensive to replace )