pakisatni was placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot
was given, he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The firing squad panicked. In
the confusion, pakistani jumped over the wall and escaped.
American was next, and while the squad reassembled, he pondered what
pakistani done. Before they could shoot, he shouted, " Tornado!" Again,
the squad scattered and american slipped away to safety.
Last in line was an indian. He thought, I see the pattern here. Just scream
out a disaster and hop over the wall. As the firing squad raised their
rifles and took aim, indian grinned smugly and yelled, " Fire!"
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haha, very old but still brings smiles :)
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i didnt get it
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Indian would probably say "tsunami" :D
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^ 
Mehak 
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Mehak that’s a good one.
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Lol:
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