finger missing please return to lama

so i was cutting up salad yesterday for our jacket potatoes and cut off like half my ungli (slight exaggeration but im in pain so work with me here)

it hurrrtttssss and i cant do stuff like washing my face this morning i had to make sure i put facewash in my other hand and rubed it with that coz i dont want it to burnnnn =(

oh and while im on the topic of moaning my eye is stinging me today =( actually it has done for quite sum time now but owwww

i am moaning lama today…and if i go to my mum she tells me to man up =(
sympathy please :@:

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OMG this is so funny :rotfl:

Hah! :barbie:

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LOL lama:smack: whats up with ur threads… why do u keep on injuring urself woman!!! :emmy:

P.S awwwww it hurts?? :frowning: put some cream on it and bandage it!

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Owch!

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Hey llama lets cut a deal. You send me your finger and I’ll send you my eyeballs - once they pop out :faizy:

did you visit doc... i hope ke nahi gai hogi ... ? agar no kaha na tumhari khair nahi hai

:kursi: i asked for sympathy not for ape to gloat :emmy:

sumone nazar lagaad the lama :@:

okay ill walk around with a fat finger then, sab kehngay kya hua? ill blame my mum :@: to which she’ll thappar me :bummer:

nai gai :@: kya hoga mujhe?? =D

:hehe: that wud be so cool then ill go around saying i battled an ape and lost my finger but kept his eyeball as a reminder =D is that slightly disturbing :konfused:

lama thats bad dude.. kis ney tum ko lagadi nazar!! tell me i will kill them for u :omg:./… or make them go to jail :cb:

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Ew! Eyeball! Reminds me of Kill Bill 2 when she steps on that eyeball...

:hehe: yeah, like they used to keep the heads as reminders of won battles.

Oh yar they over-did it in kill bill, too fake. Cut a finger and there is a fountain of blood.

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ewwwwww

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:hmmm:
so you cut your finger? kitna khoon bhaya?

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Pk Fauj, zyada nai coz i pressed it as hard as i cud as soon as i felt the knife go thru Feeling sick but phir bhi injured lama =(

kilbill was cool tho guys, even tho there was an exaggeration of blood =)

and aisha mujhe lag ne se pehle nazar ne nai bataya kis ne lagai =( do ur detective work and find out :p

yeaahh see jaanwar ur on the same wave length :wink: :hehe:

LOL chalo tell me where were u in the morning nad yesterday.. kis kis ne apni nazar tume par daaali kal!!! :aq: i will go interview them and find out :omg:

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apart from mum dad and little sister… hmm oh my brother came round yday andddd i also went grocery shopping with mum… yaar udhar to bohoth se log hotay he.. unho ne lagai hogi :emmy:

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u must have been looking really nice aur kisi ne kuch zyada dekhlya hoga tumhe:@:

abh mai kya karoon… will go find whoever nazar lagaing u and kick his/her bum!! :cb:

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arre nazar tau apne gharwalun ki bhi lagsakti hai na, agar koi pyaar se aap ki taraf dekhay :slight_smile:

so aisha aap kis kis ko kick karaingi :hmmm: