No I was not refering to…ahem…
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Sardar ji is taking his two dogs for the evening walk. A man coming from the other side on the street stops by…
Man: wah wah sardar ji your dogs are very cute.
Sardarji: Thanks
Man: What is the name of the black one?
Sardarji: issda naaNhaiga je Kulwinder Singh.
Man: Achha and what is the name of this brown and white one?
Sardarji: issda Jatinder Singh
Man: very nice names sardarji. and what is your name Sardar ji?