sorry guys, didnt had time to properly FORMAT the joke .. here it is, AS IT IS pasted and posted from my hotmail inbox…
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Three guys, a Pakistani, a SriLankan and an Indian are out walking
together one day. When they come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes
total” says the Genie.The SriLankan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri
Lanka.” With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ the land in Srilanka
was forever made fertile for farming.The Paki was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Pakistan, so
that no foreigners can come into our precious state.” Again, with a
blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around
Pakistan.The Indian asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.” The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or
out.” The Indian says, “Fill it up with water.”
obviously, no offense of ANY political reason or whatever was intendid… was done solely for the pure purpose of fun
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“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”