Lets see who comes out with the best one…
nashay main zindagaani hay,
daanton main bhee rawaani hay..
"Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you are unaware of crying, smile in a way that makes people happy, yet die like you never eXisted" -eX_UndercoveR
"mouth wash .. hahahahahaha!"
I think that makes sense.
Aatif
In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours -- one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.
— *Neil McElroy, 'Look', 1958*
How about
" Do you Wash your mouth with this everday"
I am out
Bag boy to Lady: "Well, this didnt help you much, why dont you come over to my place and I'll show you what a real man uses.."
O God , You need it lady!!!
"I thought you didn't have to rinse the artificial denture?"
"...and all that time you thought it was lemonade.."
"I wonder why ugly people buy this"
SP,
"bigamm saahib, i have mixed JAMAAL GOTA* in this bottle’s liquid.. once your husband uses it, it would be a TRUE picture of
NA BANDA RAHA NA BANDA-NAWAAZ"
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- Jamaal Gota: its a VERY powerful constupation <sp?> relief medicine.. u eat ONE tablet.. and dammnnnn, people will know from the “LINE” you will generate that which way u walked..
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"Live like there is no tomorrow, laugh like you are unaware of crying, smile in a way that makes people happy, yet die like you never eXisted" -eX_UndercoveR
I think he sould use some CaCO3 paste to fill the blanks
OK How about
" DO you Spit it or Swallow it "