Figure out thy figure

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Guys and gurls, as you know that good figure makes you feel good. and happy, and make others jealous…

So now I am proudly presenting the ancient Egyptian formula for calculating the perfect figure for ladies and for men :smooth:

First for Guys :

Measure you height in feet. Deduct this number from the size of chest (inches). The resultant is the max size for your waist
The lesser the better. easy ! (40 -6 = 34")

For Gals

Close the door. nop no hanky panky :nono: Just take your measurments and put in this formula :

{chest" + hips"} x (sheo size of Mad Scientist)] / 32 = perfect size for you waist

You all will be wondering What the heck is maddy doing in that formula ??? :expressionless:

It is an honour for us that Système International d’Unités (International System of Units) has taken Maddy’s foot as constant for measuring beauty :Pretty: hai na mazay ki baat more detail

Now as it is a complex equation, you will need my help :gizzy:

Ok for first five pm’s will recieve reply free of cost. :roman:
Next five will recieve a poster size recent photograph of Mad Scientist’s foot. :hula:
remmember offer is valid for limited time only.

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^ i doubt u can take help from egyptian scales. they tend to have oversized notions of beauty.

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dont do it girls

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One more thing…

It is already patent in my name. I have already paid MS so now he cant claim royalty for his foot. :stuck_out_tongue:

ghuLail scales are converted for convenience of poor souls :flower1:

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I’m perfect :blush:

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^ That is me who will tell that you is perfect :snooty:

I know girls are complex but not good at solving complex equations.
So here guys come handy.

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I wonder how many girls have become depressed after this...