Re: Fiance wants me to cook for his family
Desi guys are truly amazing. The ways they come up with to win over a woman’s heart.
Hey. At least he’s not asking you to strip naked and send him dirty photos like a few of the last gems I’ve spoken to. 
One guy has been asking me to cook him scallops because I HAPPENED to mention I know how to make scallops (who the hell doesn’t). I told him I’m working double the hours he is, why doesn’t he come to my workplace with some pulao and then we’ll talk about scallops. (Yes, queer, it’s machlimard).
shakes head
GOD FORBID ya’ll XY’ers actually try and mentally connect with your lady loves instead of asking her to cook more junk to feed your gullet and gain more weight…because the sex is going to be oh so wonderful for her what with your 100 excess pounds.
