Few things we wish girls knew….
[li]When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.[/li]
[li]Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.[/li]
[li]No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.[/li]
[li]“The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.[/li]
[li]Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.[/li]
[li]You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.[/li]
[li]The red light means the video camera is off.[/li]
[li]Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)[/li]
[li]The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.[/li][/LIST]
