Few things we wish girls knew….

aaliyahkhan1 · January 27, 2010, 6:55pm

Decent_6Chora:

Few things we wish girls knew….

[li]When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.[/li]
[li]Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.[/li]
[li]No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.[/li]
[li]“The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.[/li]
[li]Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.[/li]
[li]You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.[/li]
[li]The red light means the video camera is off.[/li]
[li]Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)[/li]
[li]The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.[/li][/LIST]

Seriously

MIAinVA · January 27, 2010, 6:56pm

But why can’t you just appreciate my beautiful natural face honey

P.S. hahahhaha… I have to admit that one was GOOOOOD.

zobia · January 27, 2010, 7:08pm

dont know…but such girls are busy solving other mysteries of their lives. whats the purpose of their existence…why something is happening in certain way…why why why…how how how???

if you are ready to help her solve these questions which she will not even bother discussing with you. and will always put you in confusion that do you really exist in her heart, then dont worry you will find her one day.

ps. i doubt you need to be with someone who is not only pragmatic but also who questions her pragmatism. such people are precious and not everyone can afford to be with such people. cuz the chances are you will end up losing yourself. so its better fat spartan that you settle for someone normal.

MIAinVA · January 27, 2010, 7:10pm

^ :k:

aaliyahkhan1 · January 27, 2010, 7:13pm