Baap baitey sai: tum bhi kitney nalaiq ho, jub main tumhari umer k tha tu 50Rs per day per eik dukan main naukree ker lee theee aur chaar saal baad usee dukan k malik ban gaya tha
Baita: abbu wo uss zamaney ke baat thee aab tu har jaga proper hisab kitab rakha jata hai
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Baap ghussey main: tum phir fail ho gaeeey? aur tumharey teacher note likha hai k main shayed kabhee bhee aap k bachey ko kuch na sekha sakoon
Bacha: abbu main nai tu pehley hee kaha tha k yee teacher kisi kaam k nahi
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Customer to shopkeeper: yee blanker wool ka hai ya cotton ka?
Shopkeeper: wool ka
Customer: liken label tu cotton ka laga howa hai
Shopkeeper: wo tu chohoon ko dhoka dainey k leyee lagaya hai 
