I want u peps to answer my few Questions 
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness
worse than a general illness?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English
breakfast?
What is the point in saying “may I ask” and then follow it up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn’t turn your skin that color?
Whats a question with no answer called?
How do “do not walk on grass” signs get there?
Do bald people get dandruff?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If someone’s peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it’s schizophrenia, but
when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute?
Why do bullies always ask “what s your problem” when they’re obviously not going to solve it?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
