Santa in airplane going to Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay … Bombay "
Air hostess said: “B silent..”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay” 
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Santa: "All are born on government holidays…!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Santa: Bcoz it is Black & White 
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When Santar was traveling with his wife in an cab, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Santa shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Santa : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR :rotato:
