you might have heard these before, but here we go…
Two friends were going in a car. The weather was very bad and it was snowing. The windshield was covered with the snow and it was very difficult for the driver to see. The car was going offroad and then getting back on road. The other friend told him “why don’t you stop the car, get out, and clean the windshield by removing the snow so you could see”. To which the other friend (driver) replied, “what’s the use? i have forgotton my glasses at home:(”
Two hunters, George and Henry, decided to go to africa and hunt some animals. The went to the jungle and hunted two elephants. They killed them and somehow managed to drag them to their airplane. They asked the pilot to help them. When the pilot saw two heavy elephants, he told them that it would be risky to carry two elephants on this plane as the plane could crash. The hunters said we came here last year, hunted two elephants, and the old pilot didn’t object! why are you objecting?!? So the pilot said ok, and they put the elephants in the plane and began their journey. After flying for a few miles, the plane crashed and they all fell on ground. When George gained his consciousness, he asked Henry, “Hengry, this is where we fell last time, isn’t it:(”
Three friends were talking to each other and bragging how brave they are. One friend said “aik dafa mein jungle mein gaya, wahan 3 sher (lions) aa gayey. Meri gun mein sirf aik goli thee. meney teeno ko line mein khara kar k aik hi goli sey maar diya”
The second friend said “Chalo tumharey paas gun tou thee. Merey paas gun nahi thee, sirf uska license tha. Meney sher ko uska license dikhaya aur woh darr k marr gaya”
The third one said “Merey paas na tou gun thee aur na hi license. Meney sher sey kaha k jungle k baadshah ho kar nangey (naked) phirtey ho, sharam nahi aati kia!!!” aur woh yeh sunn kar sharm sey marr gaya.
… whether old or what ever ,they are :k: