Few Jokes.

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Once there was a challenge to see which country had best Police force.You had the FBI from USA, Scotland Yard and Cops from Lahore.

Test was in Lahore.

Judges would realease a lion in Jungle and Cops from which ever country found the Lion earliest world win.

First the FBI, Lion is realeased inJungle, they Catch in 60min.

Next Scotland Yard , they catch In 45 min.

Next come the Cops from Punjab. Everyone is sure they will catch in 30 min or less.

Lion is realeased and Cops go after Lion. Times Passes and soon its been 3 hours and Cops havenot come.

People go to jungle to make sure cops are fine. There they see a Bear being tied to a tree with ropes and Cops beating him with Lathis and shouting Saale Kabool Kar Too sher Hai, Kabool Kar Too Sher hai.

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LOL i have seen this one somewhere, but a nice joke :)

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:)

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LOL! :)

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LOL. When i read the last line, i laughed so hard. It is so true. Thanx for the joke.:)

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[quote=fanaa]
Once there was a challenge to see which country had best Police force.You had the FBI from USA, Scotland Yard and Cops from Lahore.

Test was in Lahore.

Judges would realease a lion in Jungle and Cops from which ever country found the Lion earliest world win.

First the FBI, Lion is realeased inJungle, they Catch in 60min.

Next Scotland Yard , they catch In 45 min.

Next come the Cops from Punjab. Everyone is sure they will catch in 30 min or less.

Lion is realeased and Cops go after Lion. Times Passes and soon its been 3 hours and Cops havenot come.

People go to jungle to make sure cops are fine. There they see a Bear being tied to a tree with ropes and Cops beating him with Lathis and shouting Saale Kabool Kar Too sher Hai, Kabool Kar Too Sher hai.

[quote=lutfullah]

Yaar! When you quote this 1986 release of Umar Shareef's showpiece (so ghisi piti) by now why change the original "haathi" dragged out of the jungle saying "Haan haan main hiran hoon" into a bear in the jungle. And it was a deer that belonged to USSR President Gorbachyov that got lost in Siberia and there were at least six nations cops in the quest and not just three that you remember to post here now!

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In 1986 i was very small so was not allowed to tv and have not watched above mentioned Video. and i read this joke.

Any ways no one makes joke, they only read and tell.

i guess being old has its own disadvantage i.e. you get to read repeated jokes.