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A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a
trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted
into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve
dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re
talking to, dumbo?”
“No”, replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
The Sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU
are talking to, you fool?” “No.”, replied the Managing
Director.
“Good!”, replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!
- One train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks
suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields
nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers
were horrified. At the next railway station the driver was
caught : He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks
and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks,
etc. The authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just
to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many
passengers in danger!? You should have run over that person.
Sardarji said: Exactly! That is what I also decided, but
this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very
close!
- A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which
had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was
inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him
dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage
meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could
tell the prospective customer that it has been used
sparingly.The sardar liked the idea. A few weeks later the
same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, “Are you mad? Who
sells a car which has done only 30000 kms!”
- Once a Sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first
time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached his
house.Since, the Sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in, east, west,north or south?the passerby who was also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, “Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya hoon!”
- Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great
cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will
try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other
about the Cricket life in heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. “So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?”
Santa replied, “Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day &
night match here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the
opening bowler for tomorrow’s match!”
- One train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks
6) What do u call a Sardarji in Harvard University?
A: Visitor!
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7) Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to get
off on a station that come up at 4 am. He asked the guy sitting
opposite him on the train to wake him up at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so.
This guy was a barber, and felt that for Rs 20, the passenger
deserved more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard! When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife, " What’s the matter?"
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20 from me
and has woken up someone else!!!
