Holy Cow
A wealthy Begum sahiba from big city was visiting the
farms in a village. She asked a farmer;
“Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
The old farmer scratched his head for a moment, then began in
a patient tone:
“The thing Begum Sahiba is that cattle can do a powerful lot
of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with
a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’
a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and
that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle
that never grow horns.”
Impatiently the Begum asked again;
“But what happened to the horns of this cow?”
Mem Sab the reason this animal don’t have no horns, is 'cause
it’s a horse."
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Donkey Man
God created DONKEY and told him : You will work tireless from
dawn to dusk, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat
grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years.
You will a DONKEY.
The DONKEY answered: Ill be a DONKEY , but living 50 years is
to much, give me only 20 years, and God gave him 20 years.
God created the DOG and told him : You will look after Men
house which is not yet created, you will be his best friend,
you will eat whatever they give you, and you will live 25
years, and you will be a DOG.
DOG answered: God living 25 years is too much , give me only
10 years. And God gave him 10 years.
God created the Monkey and told him: You will jump from branch
to branch, you will do silly things you will be amusing and
you will live 20 years. And you will be a MONKEY.
The MONKEY answered : Oh God living 20 years in too much ,
give me only 10 years. And God agreed.
Finally God created a MAN told him : You will be a MAN , the
only rational being on this earth. You will use your intelligence
to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will
live for 20 years.
The MAN answered : God , I’ll be a man , but living 20 years is
not enough. Why don’t you give me 30 years that the Donkey
refused, 15 years that the DOG didn’t want and the ten years
the monkey refused.?
That was what God did, and since then, Man lives 20 years like
a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like a Donkey,
working and carrying the loan on his back, then when his children
leave, he spends 15 years like a Dog, looking after the house,
and eating whatever is given to him, the he gets old, retires,
and spends 10 years like a MONKEY, jumping from house to house,
children to children doing silly things to amuse the grand
children.
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Smart Boy
Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”
Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
Two Dollar Tip
There is a press report that when President Musharraf
goes to US in the coming days, he would not come back
empty handed. George Bush would announce an aid of US
300 Million. And also arrange some relief in
repayment schedule of our national debts.
Considering the plight of Pakistan’s economy due to
the burden of over 3 million Afghan refugees in wake
of the war against terrorism and bombing of
Afghanistan. The aid of $ 300 Million Dollar can be
treated as miserly tip of hardly $ 2 per Pakistani.
It reminds me of a joke:
Old man Rockefeller when he was considered to be the
richest man in America was asked why he gives very
small tips whereas his son is very generous and
always gives Tips of $ 10 to 100 and sometimes more
than that.
The old man replied, “His father is a rich man. Mine
was very poor.”
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