A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The lions were dancing when a mouse also came and joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.
The mouse said ‘Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’
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Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes looked at the girl and said ,‘maaa!’.
The girl asked the baby fly,‘main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?’
The fly replied,‘kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.’
