1- ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
2- BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
3- CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
4- CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
5- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
6- DUST: Mud… with the juice squeezed out.
7- EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me* or I*-deep in conversation.
8- GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage!
9- HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
10- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
11- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better!!
12- RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
(I would say: difference between old and young.. wrinkles and no wrinkles)
13- SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time…
…or all of the neighbors if you told just one woman.
14- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
15- TOMORROW: *One of the greatest event saving the anxiety of today. *
16- YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
(The italic words are mine)
