Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
um, scholars, none of whom had a vagina.
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
^ is there any scholar out there with a weewee?
yes. And matches the exact base-male fantasy that is a tapistry so intricately woven.
What is wrong with feminism cricket. Why do you hate women so much 
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
seriously CP stop crying. Think whatever you wanna think... just stop whining lol.
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
I maybe repeating myself here, but I really can't (not that I don't want to) agree with the testosterone fuelled interpretation/definition of the concept of hoors that our maulvis have been perpetuating. I don't mean to sound like a kaffir, but I really believe there is much more to heaven than rivers of milk and endless orgies with scores of hot ladies. I would rather be in a reasonable and peaceful place where I grow what I consume, than to turn into an immortal zardari.
Alright I really should stay out of this thread.
I maybe repeating myself here, but I really can't (not that I don't want to) agree with the testosterone fuelled interpretation/definition of the concept of hoors that our maulvis have been perpetuating. I don't mean to sound like a kaffir, but I really believe there is much more to heaven than rivers of milk and endless orgies with scores of hot ladies. I would rather be in a reasonable and peaceful place where I grow what I consume, than to turn into an immortal zardari.
Alright I really should stay out of this thread.
I'm surprised to hear that comming from you...
I hope that hoors know how to programme kick-ass video games.
(and that powerful computer hardware will be on offer in jannat)
Congratulate me. I just learned how to multiquote. 
This is so classic mad-sci.
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Ok, now you’re my favorite male guppy.
congrats.
congrats.:D
I still don't know how to multi quote... :(
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
click on multiquote button for as many posts as you want and then hit "add reply"
You can't do it through quick reply, I don't think.
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
where is the multi quote button?
where is the multi quote button?
click on multiquote button for as many posts as you want and then hit "add reply"
You can't do it through quick reply, I don't think.
NVM :)
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^congrats.
^congrats.
Thank you ji!
There is no gender defined in Quran (of hoors). The reward of many hoors (72 does not mean 72, but means many) is for both men and women. Those hoors will appear in whichever gender that jannati persone desire for.
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^ well if that's the case I got dibs on Brad Pitt (when he wasnt scruffy) and SRK!
but seriously, if we ever get to Jannah, all these hoors that will be with our men woudnt even matter to us women. There wouldnt be that feeling and concept of jealousy and envy. Thats how we got to Jannah in first place. It's a whole other duniya. Let the guys have their hoors...I get to be in the company of great men - Rasoolillah SAW, Prophets, Scholars and the Almighty Himself.
and on a side note, I want my Jannah to be a mix of Style Sense and Tim Hortons :)
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
^ Afshi, I am not making it up. I heard it from an aalim. Ulema dont say it outloud cause it clashes with our normal cultural morals but sex slaves of each gender will be available for men and women of jannat
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
interesting.
Re: Feminists and hoors of jannah
I honestly do not need or want a sex slave.... I think I will be perfectly content without them.