A Taliban husband was planning to blow himself up so he could go to
Heaven and get the promised 80 virgin Houris.
The couple made a deal that after he died he would try to communicate
with his wife and inform her of how his afterlife was going.
Their biggest fear was that either there was no after life at all or
he may not be able to communicate after loosing his head that would be
under control of the DNA Lab of the Pakistani Police.
After a lot of prayers and preparations the fellow went on his
blowing mission. True to his word, he made the contact:
“Gulab Bibi… Gulab Bibi!!!” came a faint voice from the sky.
“Is that you, Khush’hal Khan?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like… life after death over there?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I then have breakfast and
then it’s off to the golf course and there I have sex under the trees.
I come home and have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch and drink plenty of juices and water. Another
evening round the 18 hole golf course, then pretty much have sex the
rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to the bedroom again. Then it’s more sex until
late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it
starts all over again!!!"
“Oh, Khush’hal Khan are you in Heaven with all those 80 Houris? Oh,
what will happen to me… will I get to meet you again??”
“No!!!” Said Khush’hal Khan… … … I did get the promised 80
virgins but, I’m reborn as a rabbit in the Rawalpindi Golf Course!!!"