“COMMUNICATION”
FEMALE: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
MALE: Making sure you scribble a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
“VULNERABLE”
FEMALE: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another human being.
MALE: Playing ball without a cup.
“THINGY”
FEMALE: Any part under a car’s hood, or any body part a man has that a woman doesn’t.
MALE: The fastener on a woman’s undergarments.
“REMOTE CONTROL”
FEMALE: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
MALE: A device for scanning through thirty channels a minute.
“COMMITMENT”
FEMALE: The promise to get married and raise a family.
MALE: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
“BUTT”
FEMALE: The body part that looks too big no matter what you wear.
MALE: The organ of mooning and passing gas.
“REST ROOM”
FEMALE: A social lounge with convenient toilet facilities.
MALE: A facility for taking a leak with no women watching.
“TASTE”
FEMALE: What you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good.
MALE: What you do to anything you think might have gone bad, to see if you should toss it out.
No wonder MEN and WOMEN don’t understand each other!
…REAL GOOD stuff Salman …soooooo true..