Female Oriented C++

Female Oriented C++ Fundas !!!

struct female_professionals
   {
   double styles;
   short skirts;
   long time_to_understand_problems;
   float mind;
   void knowledge;
   char non_co-operative;
   };

struct beautiful_city_girl
   {
   double boyfriends;
   short affairs;
   long stories;
   void greymatter;
   char flirt;
  };

struct engaged_females
   {
   double time_on_phone;
   short attention_on_work;
   long boast;
   float on_cloud_nine;
   void understanding;
   char edgy;
   };

struct newly_married_females
   {
   double dinner_invitation;
   short time_at_work;
   long lunch_break;
   void bank_balance;
   char hen_pecked;
   };

struct married_females
   {
   double weight;
   short tempered;
   long gossip;
   float hopes;
   void word;
   char unstable;
   };

struct old_lady
   {
   double chin;
   short memory;
   long sighs;
   void attention_from_men;
   char chatterbox;
   };

struct husband_wife_professionals
   {
   double income;
   short tempered;
   long time_no_see_each_other;
   void love_life;
   char money_making;
};

I am saary ahmadjee baji jaan but i am not
a computer literate person as you are so unfortunately

this lingo is a bit too difficult to understand the latifa.

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mera kya qusoor

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and chances are you woudnt’ even want me to understand it … cuz most likely it’s a sexist joke - is it? and oooh if it was sexist, i’d , well, let u know about it.

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ahmadjee baji jaan<<<

That’s a laugh in itself! :slight_smile: Thank you …

Sarry if you don’t understn C++

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haha LOL ahmedjeee!

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lekin etne saare structures hein to program is gonna be too complicated isnt it?

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What output do you get when you run this programme?


"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity." I am not quite sure of the universe...

GPF (General Protection Fault)

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well said

ahmadjee,

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include <stdio.h>
/function to say “very funny” to Ahmadjee/
main(){
char “ahmadjee”;
int funny;

if (funny=1) lol
else
funny=1;

while (funny >= 1) {
"ahmadjee =

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";

printf(stdout, Thanks for Sharing ahmadjee

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, /d /s);
}

sure it will be complicated, aren’t we talkinig about gals here ???

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include “smile.h”
include “nanah.h”

if defined (Good Mood)
/****** Being nice to Mr-Joker *****/

if(Mr-Joker_Being_funny)

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;
else

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;

While (Mr-Joker ==

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)
prinf (stdout, You are such a clown!, /d /s);

/*******

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*********/

ha ha ha

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we do have some great programmers here

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