Female Comebacks

**People think that I always post “against” the humans which are not males

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well… to make those allegations groundless… here’s a nice post:**

Man: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?” Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

Man: “Your place or mine?” Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”
Man: “But I don’t know your name.” Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?” Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not Enter”

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized !”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason” Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the Mental hospital.”

Man: “I know how to please a woman.” Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

Man: "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy: Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”

Man: “Your body is like a temple.” Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.” Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”

Man: "I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

o yes btw… no larai please… or Mr. Confused here will get confused again… and this thread will result in a “x” too!!

[This message has been edited by confused (edited October 15, 2001).]

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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kyoun… khud par hansi aa rahi hay.!!

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This is wrong .. girls cant be that smart!


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Aatif has the right answer…mene kuch nahi kaha

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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Originally posted by Aatif:
**This is wrong .. girls cant be that smart!

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wait till i post something against "humans that are not females"!!

and btw, u R wrong, girls CAN BE that smart!! jeenius proved it


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wat do u mean yar girls can be
GIRLS are smart.


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