A passenger plane on a cross-country trip gets caught in a unexpectedly strong storm. The plane is buffeted by rain, hail and strong winds. The pilot deftly tries to navigate the plane through the ever-worsening conditions. The passengers are nervously consoling each other until they are startled by a large crash as lightening strikes the end of one of the wings. All the passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die. As the screams subside but the fear does not, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, I can’t take this anymore! I can’t just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?!! She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles and starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. Even in the poor illumination of the plane’s emergency lights she can see the striations of his large, toned muscles. He stands in front of her, powerfully clutching the seat in front of hers for balance, hands her his shirt and says, Here. Iron this.
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