an fbi agent was following the activities of a suspected jewish terrorist for quite some time. one day the jew goes to a mall and buys some food. shortly after he ate the food, he heads for the men’s room. the bathrooms were the kind where you had to pay to use them. the jew hesitated for a while but finally decided to pay for the bathroom.
the whole day passed but there was no sign of the jew coming out of the bathroom. late at night after the mall closed down, the fbi agent went to the bathroom to check up on the jew. there he saw the jew was lying dead on the toilet bowl, a dagger thru his chest and a note which said:
Here I Lie,
Broken Hearted,
Paid Ten cents,
and only farted!