Favourite flower... and sardar ji

Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Santa Singh are standing when a Britisher
comes
and asks
"Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?

Hindu: “Lotus”
Britisher: “Ha I clean my **** with that!”
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being our national flower.

Muslim: “Chameli”
Britisher: “Ha I clean my **** with that!”
Muslim also surprised and angry.

Britisher: “sardarji and what is your favorite flower?”
Patriotic Santa: "CACTUS! ab kar le apni saaf!

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hahaha would surely make rani laugh this time..

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love

nice joke this time

Hahahaha....
now that was funny.

lol.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaahahaahahahahahaahaah …

man that was funny Summer bhai..

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.. ek martab rub marta aur .. … .. .. … .. .. .

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.