Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Santa Singh are standing when a Britisher
comes
and asks
"Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?
Hindu: “Lotus”
Britisher: “Ha I clean my **** with that!”
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being our national flower.
Muslim: “Chameli”
Britisher: “Ha I clean my **** with that!”
Muslim also surprised and angry.
Britisher: “sardarji and what is your favorite flower?”
Patriotic Santa: "CACTUS! ab kar le apni saaf!
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hahaha would surely make rani laugh this time..
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