** Prince of Darkness**
Raddo this is my son Vlad, Vlad this is your uncle Raddo, he’s a close friend of the Sultan’s, they call him RADDO THE HANDSOME
Sorry fret but I had to say it, I love it 
:k:
maula jatt
maulaiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Young Guns
See, you get yourself 3 or 4 good pals; then you've got yourself a tribe. And there ain't nothing stronger than that.
There are other lawyers, you piece of chicken****. Now get back in your vehicle and drive, before I make it 22, just for the goddamned hell of it.
** Sleepy Hollow**
- Perhaps there is a bit of witch in you. 2. Why do you say that? 1. Because you have bewitched me.
“Truth is appearance, but appearance isn’t always truth.”
“How often do I have to tell you? There is no horseman, never was a horseman, and never will be a horseman!”
- It was a headless horseman! 2. Of course it was. That’s why you’re here. 1. No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one… headless! 2. I know, I know. 1. You don’t know because you were not there! It’s all truth…
*The Mummy *
"1) Why did you kiss me? 2) I was about to be hanged it seemed like a good idea at the time"
"We told you to leave or die . You refused . Now yo may have killed us all . For you have unleshed the creature we have feared for more than three thousand years . ........... This creature is the bringer of death . He will never eat . He will never sleep . And he will never..stop "
Stand by Me (1986)
Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
Matrix
Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.
** Rules of Engagment**
To kill Americans is a Duty! Is that what you just said there?
Last man Standing.
Bruce Willis: I hear you're the best shooter around here.
Chritopher Walken: Nah just the best lookin'
nice thread frank :k:
dunnoo the movies but still they have been used alot
Apnay aap ko kanoon kay hawalay kardo
Bhagwan ka liya mujhe choar do
Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
Main tum say bahut pyar karti hoan
** 'basanti!! mein humaray is paap ko apna naam naheen de sakta' **
i can’t remember many right now except
1
from mohabbatein, when the hostel guys are telling shahrukh khan they are sorry abt ashwariya’s death and he says something like…
mein ne us se mohabbat kerne se pehle ye shart toh naheen rakhee thee ke woh mujh se zaada jiyay gi..
love that one…
and i am sure there are some more good ones..
2
in comedy, there is that excellent one in sholay, when amitabh takes dharmindar’s rishta for basanti to her mosi and she asks him his profession and his family background and he has these hilarious witty comments…i have them with me lolz..here they are, enjoy
Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par
pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye
to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari
sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,… ab roj
roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai
bechaaraa?
Mausi : haar jaata hai?
Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ?
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir,
achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa
kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki
aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar
jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke
ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de
denge.
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)…
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru… naa jaane kya karega
*
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*Originally posted by irem: *
i can't remember many right now except
1
from mohabbatein, when the hostel guys are telling shahrukh khan they are sorry abt ashwariya's death and he says something like...
mein ne us se mohabbat kerne se pehle ye shart toh naheen rakhee thee ke woh mujh se zaada jiyay gi..
love that one...
and i am sure there are some more good ones..
- [/QUOTE]
to add to that 1.... "mein kisi se aur se pyaar is liye nahi karta ke koi aur mila nahin....mujhe us se mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahin mili..." or sumthing like that...
things don't happen for a reason; they just happen
Meg Ryan
Proof of Life
From Laurence of Arabia, Colonel Laurence puts out a match with his bare hands, and a soldier tries to do the same
Soldier: Ow, that hurts, what's the trick then?
Colonel T.E. Laurence: The trick is not minding that it hurts.
This one's good from "As Good As it Gets"
Some lady: How do you write women so well?
Jack Nicholson: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability
(The Treasure of the Sierra Madre) Actual quote: Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’thave to show you any stinking badges
Any quote from "Andaz Apna Apna"...
From Forrest Gump:
"used to be that I'd run .. I din't know it'd take me anywhere".
Cool thread!