I am sure a lot of people are tired of the Fauji bashing that people like myself and a few others on this board do. To lighten the mood for Eid, I thought’d i’d post this from the friday times. Sadly because the TFT is a pay only news service I can’t post the link; but enjoy anyway remember it’s tongue in cheek and not meant to offend!:
Please sing following massage to tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands”:
If the maulvis ban parties,
slap the Fauji
If the bhaiyyas ruin Karachi, slap the Fauji
If Osama comes to Lahore
If jehadis trouble more
If the Lalas threaten war,
slap the Fauji
If Bush delivers rebuke,
slap the Fauji
If he takes out our nuke,
slap the Fauji
If Jmali gives holiday,
On Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Loans your father’s going to pay? Slap the Fauji
If sherbet disappears,
slap the Fauji
If models are in tears,
slap the Fauji
If fun goes out of life
And facial hair is rife
In hijab is every wife,
slap the Fauji
If in pot there is no honey,
slap the Fauji
But for weapons we have money, slap the Fauji
In every chowk in cantonment
Missiles stand as monument
Wars were lost in any event, slap the Fauji
For life before 9/11,
slap the Fauji
When everything was dollar-driven, slap the Fauji
When you bought it for Rs 65
And now change it for Rs 55
Just before Bush plunges knife, slap the Fauji
Moreover:
If you have soiled your tie,
slap the Fauji
If your bijli bill is high,
slap the Fauji
If your wife is very fat
Your mother-in-la is cat
And your son is a brat,
slap the Fauji
If we loose the cricket match, slap the Fauji
If Waseem drops catch,
slap the Fauji
If bank account is khali
In your house is ugly sali
Your BA degree is jali,
slap the Fauji
(From this week’s Friday Times)
EID MUBARAK!!!