father-son

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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ek bacha apne toy train set ke saath khel raha hai aur uska baap newspaper parh raha hota hai.
baap bacha par dehaan de raha hai, sun raha hai ke kaise kehlta hai mera beta.
bacha kehta hai “chooo-choo. train platform no.37 pe pohonch gayi hai jis uloo ke pathe ne baithna hai baitha jaaye aur jis uloo ke pathe ne utharna hai uthar jaaye”
baap ne bete ko daanta aur kaha “bewakoof tameez se kehlo”
bacha phir se kehlne lag gaya aur kehta hai “choo-choo. train station par pohonch gayi hai jis gadhe ne baithna hai baith jaaye aur jis gadhe ne uthar na hai uthar jaaye”
phir baap ko bohat gussa aaya is ki baat sun kar toh usne train set bete se le kar kahin chchupa diya.

ek ghante baad bache ki maa kehti hai “ab itni dair ho gayi hai, waapis de do na chota hai koi baat nahi”
bache ko train waapis de dete hain, phir bacha khel raha hota hai toh kehta hai “train platform par pohonch gayi hai jis sahab ne baithna hai baith jaaye, jis sahab ne uthar na hai uthar jaaye. pehle hi train kisi uloo ke pathe ki wajaa se ek ghanta delay hua hai”

2

Bad joke.

3

very funny:p

4

Good one :D