Re: fat people have feelings too...
...I have to get myself to the car wash and stand in the middle to get a bit clean....
you nasty, go loose some weight.
and woof, let me help you next time
Re: fat people have feelings too...
^^^ listen matey...its difficult, those family pack icecreams have to be eaten......... as does the chocolate cake ands the roasted cat and dog (neighbours pets...ex-pets rather)
and the fizzy drinks.
I dont want to waste away or to waste the food
Re: fat people have feelings too…
start smoking weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, it will make you look like a blimp,
but you will be so high, you wont give a damn.
haha
ps: my offer still stands, you know about the car wash
Re: fat people have feelings too...
^^^ it very kind of you but when you told me about the way you looked I had to decline
sorry.:D
Re: fat people have feelings too...
LOL
thats why start smoking weed.
your standards will start slipping and you will eventually find someone just like you
HAHA
Re: fat people have feelings too...
^^^ I cant start smoking Weed, I dont want to abuse my body!
Mr Soos, you are a man of very bad advise!
Re: fat people have feelings too…
just kidding buddy,
oh well more for me
Re: fat people have feelings too...
No you weren't..... you were looking for more customers
come on admit it!;)
Re: fat people have feelings too…
jassoosy is not making me too much money, incase yu didnt notice i m not that good. so its for bachon ki roti, not for me.
Re: fat people have feelings too...
^^^ I do understand...I really do, but cant you just get them to go and work cleaning chimneys or cleaning cars... making rugs etc
these kids are far too mollicoddled for my likeing , all they need is a dry roti and a glass of water before bed and a good slap for breakfast
they'll be fit as a fiddle and you wont have to do these extra jobs...I mean it must be very tiring doing two jobs, and anyway kids are ungrateful wretches nowadays!
Re: fat people have feelings too…
LOL 
did i tell you that you are my dream girl, and how much i love you.
that is how exactly i always pictured my wife to be.
so now that we have discuss this, come on over so i can steal you a ring.
Re: fat people have feelings too...
Hmmmn, a thief too...you are a man of many talents!
But I dont know....Im getting pretty settled to the idea of being a spinster...living in a nice cosy cottage with a thatched roof, lots of nice cats who I will make wear little bonnets and push around in an old fashioned perambulator
I will be known as the crazy lady with the cats.
I dont know if I want to be married......
Decisions decisions....
Re: fat people have feelings too…
LOL
so you the cat lady, dont worry i will bring some food for the cat when you are old and cant go getit yourself
Re: fat people have feelings too…
since you stole my heart, i will do whatever it takes to make you happy.
what would you like me to do my princess. kill the cats for you 
Re: fat people have feelings too…
^^^ Nooooo:eek: 
I can afford food:p
Re: fat people have feelings too…
^^ That’s true 
Re: fat people have feelings too...
ahem lazy_daisy
you have money for cat food and i hav no money for booz, so since i am a human, please take care of me before the cats.
buy me booz
Re: fat people have feelings too...
No, its haraam and its Gooonnnnaaahh.... im not going to spend money on alcohol for you therefore
my cats will get the very best organic wild salmon and the best beluga caviar
Re: fat people have feelings too…
Hellooooo Niluuu
are yo a happy person?
Re: fat people have feelings too...
Hi Lazy sometime's what about u?