A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an
Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big
wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that
are at least twice that size!”
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, “We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of
kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, “What
are those?”
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any
grasshoppers in Texas?”
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