One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it
over.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.As he came closer he saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him,“We’re not coming out
until you leave!”
The old man replied,“I didn’t come down here to watch
you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I
only came to feed my alligators.”
Old age & treachery will triumph over youth &
skill every time!
