**Farmer goes to the vet and says, **
“My horse is constipated.”
**The vet says, “Take one of these pills, put it **
**in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse’s rear, and blow the pill up **
there.”
**Farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very **
sick.
The vet says, “What happened?”
**Farmer says,
“The **horse blew first.”