A women boarded a suburban bus with her son,and handed the conductor only one fare.
“That kid is older than five,” said the conductor,“You’ll have to pay for him,”
“But I’ve been married four years only,” protested the woman.
“Look. lady,” said the conductor , “I’m taking fares, not confessions.”
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Your “TAKIYA KALAM” You give these emotions in many of your replies …