Faraz Jokes

Hum ne uski judai mei khana peena tak chor dia Faraz

Phir khayal aya k “khaon ga nai to Bara kaise hun ga?..”

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Waqt milay kabi to parh lia kro namaaz,
ye kia k har waqt bas FARAZ FARAZ FARAZ

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Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ

Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

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har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai FARAZ
yeh public toilet mein darwaza kiyun nhi hota

:rotfl: keep them coming … !

:smiley: :hehe:

I heard there are gazillions of faraz jokes in circulation through sms’s in Pak. Keep em coming. really appreciated.

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:D

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^^ Go brush your teeth first

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i shared few good one few months back
i cant remember now :(

Good ........:)

:rotfl:

These faraz jokes are so good I had to google for more of them. Here are a few.

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui ‘‘Faraz’’
Roz farishtey aa k kehte han aaj koi naya shair ho jae.

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon “FARAZ”
Bijli ajaaye to MOTOR yad se chala daina

apnay mehboob ki yaad mein petrol pump par Cigeret kya lagaya “FARAZ”
Mere tu dunia hi badal gai aik damaky k sath!

Main tou pehle he suger ka mareez hon ‘‘Faraz’’
‘‘Aur woh kehte hain,pyar di ganderi chop lay’’

Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ‘‘Faraz’’
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya.

meri khushi kay lamhay kis kadar mukhtasar hain faraz
abi mujra shuru hi hoa tha kay chaapa par gaya!! :rotfl:

aPne ghar ki aik aik cheez ginta hoon ‘‘FARAZ’’
ik tere aanay se pehle ik tere janey k baad.

Wo mujhe ye keh kar akela chor gaya faraz
… ok bye…

Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein FARAZ!
Ammi kehti hein jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai

TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya.

**and this one is a great excuse for those who still wet their bed at night **

kia bataoon teri yaad mien kitna ghamgeen hai FARAZ
aansoo nikal rahe hien rasta badal badal ke. :rotfl:

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@ IntoXiCaTeD i think u searched them in google and their comes Faraz Jokes PKforum.com 50cent has posted that jokes i have that account n i have posted these all jokes on pkforum

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^^ Yupp I googled em and ur details are right. Wow.
so you were holding those (the ones I posted) to post in here later?

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lolzzz :)

Aj Usnay bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali FARAZ...!
Jo kehti thi har cheez Mezaan main achi lagti hai...

good ones :omg:

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yahan sab apni garz se miltey hen FARAZ
Kash bina rishwat ka kaam hua karey kabi


:o

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Teri sada ki bay-rukhi ko main aaj tak bhula nai paya
mubarakaaan ji mubarakaaan is shiar main "FARAZ" nai aya

Gham-e-Judaie mai bohat jaaam piye hon ge FARAZ
per 'sprite' bhujaiay payaas baqi sab bakwaaas

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hum ne iss darr se video game khelna chor di "faraz"
bijli chali geyi tu token zaya ho jaye ga.

youn baarishon se dosti achi nahin "faraz"

ghar main pani bhar geya tu tera baap nikale ga..

Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti Faraz

ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kio

Faraz ki gazalain thin bohat aala….
Wah wah
Faraz ki gazlain thi boht aala…
pr kia faida….
jb pappu can’t dance sala !!!