OK guys I was looking around on the AOL Afghan board, and I always find interesting things these Cali Afghans say, some are very interesting and funny. Anyhow, someone wrote this, tell me if this is soo damn silly and wrong.
Guys, I went to this wedding last night khoe, it was held at the Baltimore Millennium Hotel in Downtown, LA on Grand and 5th or 6th St..and OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOD, naamayfahmum az kujah shuroo kunum!!
The hotel was soooo incredibly elegant!! I literally felt as though I was in France in the 1800s, I swear! loll I know I may sound corny, but this wedding was the most SURREAL experience of my LIFE and I just thought I’d share with you girls.
The first few hours of guests night was spent in this spacious dim room, lavished with GORGEOUS bouquets and candles, where drinks, fine appetizers, wine was served and classical sitar music was listened to. In the center of the appetizer table was a HUGE ice carved swan..lol E utaawq yaak sile dasht dega. But all it merely was, was an appetizer room.. 
The next part of the night was the Nikkah. The Nikkah room was 10 times more impressive than the appetizer room. It was HUGGGGGE and INCREDIBLY elaborate. Lavished with candles, bouquets, a long white carpet scattered with a liberal amount of rose petals. The Nikkah was laid out like a Christian reception. All the guests were facing the mullahs, wakils, groom, etc. And in between the guests and Nikkah group lay a long white carpet, scattered with rose petals. Towards the end of the reception, the bride came out with her lime colored dress and sat on the stage, very sangeen, while the Quran e Shariff was held on top of her head. Goom’ish koe, I don’t even wanna get started with how AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS she looked. She looked literally looked like a princess.
The last part of the night was the ceremony. Once the doors opened, everyone’s jaws dropped!! Another long white carpet, rose petals, tall bouquets, amazing and very elaborate stage, 3 musicians and a DJ. The room even had actual high balconies all around it, where the bride and groom later went to cut the cake.
There was even a little corner where a few bare footed American women dressed up in white gypsy clothing and served tea out of this long antique looking teaholder..lol
Just before dinner 5 brides maids came out, following flower girls and boys, following the bride and groom.
The food was just awesome and the guests were dressed and groomed VERRRRRRRY WELL, most of the women were dressed in very fine vinatage gowns.
Another woman was living my fantacy wedding.. lol
