Some famous quotes from famous people on…well read on.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when
she’s wrong.
Milton Berle
My girlfriend told me I should be more
affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he
decided not to report it because the thief was
spending less than his wife did.
Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends.You order what you
want, then when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he
is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married?” The father replied,
“I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife
wanted.” The next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: “You can
have mine.”
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it
was almost impossible.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done
free.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
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Any favs? 
I think they are all GOOD!
V~V~VHe came, He saw, He conqueredV~V~V**